math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

(Source: voldemortoutbitches, via jaceherondale)

 6952
27 May 12 at 10 am

(via peevesus)

tags: brilliant 

mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:

none of you are invited to the olympics or jubilee now 

(via the-eleventh-blog)

*French representative stood in front of the Eiffel Tower*
Graham Norton: I wonder which city he's in, it's so hard to tell.
 476
26 May 12 at 10 pm

Graham Norton after Albania gave Greece 12 points (via the-eleventh-blog)

"The Greek finance minister just died a little bit inside."

 4121
26 May 12 at 9 pm
tags: Brilliant 

klainelicious:

“If you like Jedward, vote. If you don’t like Jedward you should probably still vote because if they don’t win they’ll be back next year” - swedish commentator

(via irenegaydler)

passiveinferno:

thisisvodka:

katurtle979:

SHIP WITH ME CHILDREN!

im cry

FINALLY